Titanic Memorial Cruise
Coinciding with the 100th year anniversary of the Titanic's destruction and the release of Winslet boobies in three dimensions, a UK based travel company (Winslet is British too! A coincidence? I think not!) is offering three separate cruises to memorialize the Titanic's maiden voyage. All three cruises are set to destinations and paths that are important to the history of Titanic. The main cruise will commemorate the centennial of the ship's ill fated voyage and will be departing from New York to the site where Leonardo Di Caprio drowned.
This has got to be the worst idea ever. It's like memorializing the victims of Hurricane Katrina by putting the survivors in a wind tunnel. Imagine you're a deceased Titanic victim whose spirit is roaming the seas next to that giant ice cube. You see a boat full of people up come up to you and you can't help but to think that they're secretly saying to themselves, "Wow, it sure must of sucked to be one of those drowning people. What with all their lungs filling up with water, slowly being asphyxiated by the cruel cold sea. I'm sure glad we're safe on our 21st century boat where in a hundred years time they sure made advances with metallurgy."
I can almost smell the irony a year ahead if something happens to any of those cruises.
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