Now I Can See Kate Winslet's Boobs In 3-D!

'Titanic' 3-D to Be Released In 2012

A movie once made famous by veteran actors Leonard Di Caprio and Kate Winslet, Titanic is getting a once over with the now ever-so-popular effect of three dimensions.  Winslet's tits, as seen in such films as The Reader, Sense & Sensibility, and Little Children, are now going to be staring the audience right in the face.  Well, let's hope so because the only reason men in the 90s went to see the film was the promise of PG-13 boobies.  More than likely, its going to be more of a diorama 3-D effect much akin to Disney's Up.  So think of these tits as if a third grader put them in a shoebox.