Becausy May 21st was just an "invisible" judgement day.

Radio Host Now Says Judgement Day Coming In October

California preacher and radio host Harold Camping predicted with utmost certainty that the judgement day was coming on May 21st.  He was so sure of it that he had it plastered on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs all across the country.  When the day came to pass, this douchebag was, quote, "flabbergasted" that his prophecy did not come to pass.  Furthering his statement, Captain Asshat said that May 21st was an "invisible" judgement day and the real judgement day is October 21st.  Apparently, the heavenly father was only "practicing".  When God was questioned further on this matter, he replied, "Psyche!  No seriously though, the world as you all know it is ending in October.  You all better get your shit together cause' I'm goin' all old testament on you motherfuckers.  Yahweh out!"